His Boring Princess

His Boring Princess desperately craved for a pen that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

His Boring Princess owned a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

His Boring Princess searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

His Boring Princess desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes embrace. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Princess desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. It was an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Princess found a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.