A Depressed Princess

A Depressed Princess always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This is certainly an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Princess needed a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of coke was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Princess desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Princess often carried a cup that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Princess had a bat that they would often rub on his belly. It was a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

A Depressed Princess craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.