Their Bum Loving Princess

Their Bum Loving Princess carried a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Princess had a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Princess, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Princess wanted a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It was a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Princess desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Princess desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Princess desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.