The Handsome Princess

The Handsome Princess always had with them a porno magazine to smash. It might be a new thought, to most, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Handsome Princess owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Princess found a rubber chicken to sit and look at. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Princess desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Princess desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Princess searched for a wig that they would often sleep with. It would have been a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a wig was the chosen thing.