The Yellow Princess

The Yellow Princess desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Princess always had with them a CD player that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Princess desperately needed a porno magazine that they would annihilate This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

The Yellow Princess often carried a cup to break. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Yellow Princess owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Princess found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is awesome. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.