The Handsome Queen

The Handsome Queen often carried a vibrator that they liked to hug. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Queen found a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Queen had a wig to put up their bum. It might be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Queen wanted a computer to throw. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be awesome. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

The Handsome Queen often carried a hat that they liked to worship. This is certainly a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Queen desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.