The Fat Queen

The Fat Queen desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Fat Queen always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Queen desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a different idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Queen desired a hat that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Queen looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Queen owned a can of coke that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.