A Grumpy Queen

A Grumpy Queen desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to opt for.

A Grumpy Queen desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Queen desperately desired a sword that they would often drop. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a sword of all things.

A Grumpy Queen needed a bag of poop to smash. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Queen craved for a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Queen often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.