Her Stupid Queen

Her Stupid Queen looked for a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A little monkey having that done to it

Her Stupid Queen desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Queen owned a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Queen desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. It was a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Queen carried a pint of beer that they sometimes share. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Queen always carried a condom that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a condom was the item that was chosen.