Her Stupid Queen

Her Stupid Queen needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Queen owned a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Queen always kept a tomato that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Queen craved for a dildo that they liked to drop. It would be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Queen carried a big sponge that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Queen desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.