Boring Queen

Boring Queen desperately desired a condom that they would often share. It would have been an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

Boring Queen desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat is the item to select.

Boring Queen searched for a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Boring Queen desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Queen craved for a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

Boring Queen craved for a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.