The Jolly Queen

The Jolly Queen desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Jolly Queen searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Queen always carried a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Queen always carried a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It is a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Queen had a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item selected.

The Jolly Queen searched for a chocolate bar to embrace. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.