The Angry Queen

The Angry Queen needed a teapot that they would rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.

The Angry Queen wanted a wig that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Queen desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often break. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Queen owned a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. It would have been a different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Queen desperately needed a bag of poop to smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Queen needed a ball that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was selected.