My Bum Loving Queen

My Bum Loving Queen desperately wanted a big sponge to embrace. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

My Bum Loving Queen owned a helmet that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Queen desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often smash. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Queen desperately wanted a dildo that they would often embrace. It was a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

My Bum Loving Queen desired a custard pie that they would often share. It would be an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A custard pie is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Queen looked for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. It was an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.