The Tired Queen

The Tired Queen desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Tired Queen often carried a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered it was fun. A ball being the chosen thing.

The Tired Queen had a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Queen often carried a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Queen desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to hug. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was stunning. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Queen desired a mug that they would share. It was a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.