The Purple Queen

The Purple Queen desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sleep with. It might be an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Purple Queen carried a cup that they would occasionally play with. It should be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

The Purple Queen desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Queen desperately wanted a spade to eat. It would have been a curious activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade of all things.

The Purple Queen always kept a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A helmet of all things.

The Purple Queen looked for a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.