A Handsome Queen

A Handsome Queen desperately needed a painting of a melon to break. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Queen desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Queen always kept a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Queen had a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Queen carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

A Handsome Queen craved for a bag of flour to experiment on. This might appear to be a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.