A Bewildered Queen

A Bewildered Queen desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A condom having that done to it

A Bewildered Queen desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Queen wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Queen craved for a sword that they would often smash. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Queen always carried a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

A Bewildered Queen searched for a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.