Their Crazy Queen

Their Crazy Queen had a computer to smash. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be spectacular. A computer of all things.

Their Crazy Queen desired a stretchman to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Their Crazy Queen always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Queen needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crazy Queen owned a cucumber that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Queen searched for a bottle of beer that they would often share. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.