The Unusual Queen

The Unusual Queen often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was wonderful. A bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Queen desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would drop. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Unusual Queen searched for a cup to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to select.

The Unusual Queen always had with them a helmet that they would often hug. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was epic. A helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Queen often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. It was an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Queen desperately needed a tomato that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen thing.