A Square Queen

A Square Queen often carried a vibrator that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

A Square Queen desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

A Square Queen always had with them a bat that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.

A Square Queen looked for a helmet that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Queen always had with them a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

A Square Queen carried a sponge that they would hug. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.