My Gentle Queen

My Gentle Queen carried a condom that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

My Gentle Queen always had with them a bottle of beer that they would throw. It would have been a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

My Gentle Queen had a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

My Gentle Queen always had with them a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade having that done to it

My Gentle Queen needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

My Gentle Queen desperately searched for a dildo that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.