His Big Queen

His Big Queen always carried a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a spade is the item that was chosen.

His Big Queen had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Big Queen desperately desired a painting of a melon to play with. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

His Big Queen always kept a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

His Big Queen wanted a cheese grater that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Big Queen desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.