A Fat Queen

A Fat Queen always kept a big sponge that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Fat Queen carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Fat Queen always kept a pint of beer that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Fat Queen desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A dildo being the chosen thing.

A Fat Queen wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Fat Queen desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen thing.