Stupid Queen

Stupid Queen found a pen that they would sometimes break. It might be a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a pen would be the item chosen.

Stupid Queen always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Queen desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Stupid Queen needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Stupid Queen desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Stupid Queen desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. It should be an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.