The Little Queen

The Little Queen owned a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Little Queen searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Little Queen desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Queen owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Little Queen craved for a sword that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sword being the chosen item.

The Little Queen wanted a sword that they liked to annihilate It should have been an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.