His Unusual Reindeer

His Unusual Reindeer desperately looked for a custard pie that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Unusual Reindeer desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

His Unusual Reindeer always kept a dildo that they would often smash. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Unusual Reindeer desperately desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Unusual Reindeer needed a set of lego that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be wonderous. A set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

His Unusual Reindeer carried a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. It is a funny action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.