Confused Reindeer

Confused Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Confused Reindeer needed a can of coke that they would occasionally break. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

Confused Reindeer craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes of all things.

Confused Reindeer had a set square that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

Confused Reindeer always had with them a pint of cider to sit and look at. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Reindeer often carried a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.