Her Chinese Reindeer

Her Chinese Reindeer owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Reindeer needed a condom that they would eat. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Reindeer often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Her Chinese Reindeer desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

Her Chinese Reindeer owned a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a set square is the item to opt for.

Her Chinese Reindeer always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to cuddle. It is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to select.