His Depressed Reindeer

His Depressed Reindeer found a pencil sharpener that they would eat. It should be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Reindeer owned a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Depressed Reindeer looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is amazing. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Reindeer desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Depressed Reindeer searched for a computer that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.

His Depressed Reindeer always had with them a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was selected.