Her Horny Reindeer

Her Horny Reindeer desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often drop. It would be a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Her Horny Reindeer carried a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Horny Reindeer craved for a CD player that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen item.

Her Horny Reindeer carried a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Her Horny Reindeer desired a block of cheese to cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Her Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.