The Purple Reindeer

The Purple Reindeer desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Purple Reindeer desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Reindeer carried a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Purple Reindeer wanted a can of Tango that they liked to eat. It might be a different idea, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Purple Reindeer desired a rubber chicken that they would hug. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Purple Reindeer desperately desired a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar having that done to it