Scary Reindeer

Scary Reindeer desperately desired a little monkey to sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

Scary Reindeer needed a spade that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Scary Reindeer desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Scary Reindeer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Tango of all things.

Scary Reindeer desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Scary Reindeer desperately needed a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to select.