His Bum Loving Reindeer

His Bum Loving Reindeer always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Reindeer searched for a vibrator to put down their trousers. It should have been an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Reindeer found a block of cheese that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A block of cheese of all things.

His Bum Loving Reindeer always carried a sword that they liked to drop. It is a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Reindeer carried a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.