His Lonely Reindeer

His Lonely Reindeer owned a computer that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

His Lonely Reindeer desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

His Lonely Reindeer desired a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Lonely Reindeer desperately craved for a lava lamp to smash. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Reindeer needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was simply life. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

His Lonely Reindeer craved for a condom that they would often break. It was a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A condom was the item that was selected.