Scary Reindeer

Scary Reindeer desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A pint of beer is the item to choose.

Scary Reindeer craved for a rubber johnny that they would play with. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Reindeer always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Scary Reindeer often carried a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Scary Reindeer looked for a rubber chicken that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Scary Reindeer always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.