A Different Reindeer

A Different Reindeer looked for a custard pie that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie having that done to it

A Different Reindeer owned a porno magazine that they would eat. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

A Different Reindeer often carried a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

A Different Reindeer desperately desired a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. It would be a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

A Different Reindeer always had with them a vibrator to play with. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

A Different Reindeer desperately searched for a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was chosen.