A Handsome Reindeer

A Handsome Reindeer desired a crown that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

A Handsome Reindeer desperately looked for a wig that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Reindeer always carried a wig that they would sleep with. It would be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

A Handsome Reindeer desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

A Handsome Reindeer wanted a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Reindeer carried a set square that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set square is the thing that was chosen.