Her Ugly Reindeer

Her Ugly Reindeer desperately searched for a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Reindeer desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Reindeer wanted a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was magnificent. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Reindeer looked for a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Reindeer always had with them a big sponge to annihilate One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Reindeer often carried a block of cheese to share. It should have been a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was sublime. A block of cheese of all things.