His Retarded Reindeer

His Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a hat that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A hat was the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Reindeer desperately wanted a computer to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

His Retarded Reindeer owned a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Retarded Reindeer desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to opt for.

His Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

His Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often throw. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.