The Bum Loving Reindeer

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer needed a helmet that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Reindeer often carried a set of lego that they would often eat. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Reindeer needed a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a surprising action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be fun. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.