The Anxious Reindeer

The Anxious Reindeer always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Reindeer desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Reindeer desperately needed a mug to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.

The Anxious Reindeer searched for a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It should be a strange idea, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.

The Anxious Reindeer found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Reindeer wanted a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a hat of all things.