His Fucking Reindeer

His Fucking Reindeer always had with them a wig that they sometimes embrace. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Reindeer had a bat to experiment on. One might say this is a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bat is the item to choose.

His Fucking Reindeer always had with them a melon to play with. It might be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often share. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Fucking Reindeer often carried a hat that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

His Fucking Reindeer found a cucumber to smash. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was epic. A cucumber was the thing that was selected.