A Stupid Reindeer

A Stupid Reindeer often carried a mug to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be spectacular. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Reindeer desired a cucumber that they would often embrace. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Reindeer desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Stupid Reindeer desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

A Stupid Reindeer wanted a big sponge to smash. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

A Stupid Reindeer desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. It was a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.