Horny Reindeer

Horny Reindeer had a bag of flour that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Horny Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Horny Reindeer carried a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It is a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Reindeer searched for a custard pie to eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was magnificent. A custard pie being the chosen item.

Horny Reindeer owned a custard pie that they liked to break. One might find this to be an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Horny Reindeer had a spade that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen item.