The Blue Reindeer

The Blue Reindeer desperately wanted a condom to play with. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Reindeer wanted a condom that they would share. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Blue Reindeer searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Blue Reindeer looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Blue Reindeer always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Blue Reindeer desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing selected.