Her Dodgy Reindeer

Her Dodgy Reindeer always kept a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Reindeer desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Reindeer desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pen being the item selected.

Her Dodgy Reindeer carried a cup to hug. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cup having that done to it

Her Dodgy Reindeer wanted a bag of flour to eat. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Her Dodgy Reindeer looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.