A Fucking Reindeer

A Fucking Reindeer owned a hat to eat. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Reindeer craved for a tomato that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Fucking Reindeer always kept a dildo that they liked to throw. It is a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Reindeer looked for a stapler that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Reindeer always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Reindeer often carried a teapot to try to nail to the wall. It is an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.