Her Depressed Reindeer

Her Depressed Reindeer always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Reindeer desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Reindeer desperately wanted a computer to insert somewhere. This seems a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

Her Depressed Reindeer owned a stretchman that they liked to worship. It might be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Her Depressed Reindeer desired a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was awesome. A wig having that done to it

Her Depressed Reindeer desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon being the thing selected.