The Crazy Reindeer

The Crazy Reindeer searched for a dildo that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Crazy Reindeer wanted a melon that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

The Crazy Reindeer craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Crazy Reindeer desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It is an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Crazy Reindeer looked for a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Reindeer often carried a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.